Go play the director's cut instead.

IMPORTANT: PLAY ONE OF THE OFFLINE VERSIONS (Windows & Mac). THE ENDING CUTSCENES WILL NOT PLAY OTHERWISE. (Requires ~2 GB free space)

It's finally here! The most action-packed turtle adventure game you'll ever play!

Story: You play as a resident of Turtle Village. Your village has lived peacefully for tens of thousands of years, but one day, some dickhead wizard set up shop at the end of the Forest of Lost Souls, and unleashed a hoard of dickhead demons. Your village has been terrorized by slightly-malicious pranks and japes ever since. Armed only with your shell, your slow wit, and the unwavering spirit of a hero, you set off on an adventure to kill the wizard.

The in-browser version isn't recommended, since it hits a really huge snag when transitioning to the ending cutscenes. Luckily, there are standalone Windows and Mac versions available for download (highly recommended). Mac users, to play the game, right click the app and click open. It won't play otherwise.

Music Used:

1. Title Screen:      Toad Brigade (Super Mario Galaxy)
2. Village:                 Goron City (Ocarina of Time)
3.  Field:                     Route 105 (Pokemon Black/White)
4.  Forest:                  Eterna Forest (Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl)
5.  Hallway:              N's Castle (Pokemon Black 2/White 2)
6.  Final Boss:          Otherworld (Final Fantasy X)
7.  Good Ending:    a MIDI of Jump (Van Halen)
8.  Bad Ending:       I Can't Handle Change (Roar)